10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die