10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- It's Free To Fold...
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth