10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament