10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "No river, no fish."
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- It's Free To Fold...
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "All-in, bitches!!!"