10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.