10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain