10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe