10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Fold and live to fold again