10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!