10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Welcome to kicker school
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.