10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• It's Free To Fold...
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.