10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.