10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz