10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers