10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."