10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.