10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Poker is for loners.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon