10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• It's Free To Fold...
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."