10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.