10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson