10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for loners.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders