10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.