10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson