10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.