10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.