10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!