10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.