10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...