10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.