10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes