10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.