10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.