10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson