10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)