10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon