10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel