10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.