10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth