10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon