10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"