10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.