10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels