10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim