10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "No river, no fish."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!