10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22