10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.