10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Fold and live to fold again
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword