10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson