10 Random Poker Quotes

I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
Why not, when some because there are three.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.