10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."